I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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