Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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