you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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