you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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