she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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