I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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