I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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