he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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