Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
FUCK WHALES
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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