these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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