No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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