Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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