So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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