She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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