where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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