We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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