he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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