good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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