your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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