Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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