In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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