don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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