I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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