I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Where is the hickey?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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