I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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