Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just saw a hot homeless man
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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