yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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