honey bunches of taint.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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