Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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