I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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