I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Randomize
