I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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