I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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