So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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