we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
