I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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