DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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