are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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