erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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