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(919): View more from North Carolina

Can i not drive my cunt home

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(586): View more from Michigan

But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance

(1-586): View more from Michigan

Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer

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(517): View more from Michigan

Tell her she can't have a vagina

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(831): View more from California

atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.

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(703): View more from Virginia

She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.

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