god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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