Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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