Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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