How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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