and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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