you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Dear god my vagina.
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