let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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