That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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