I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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