I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
please come you make the beer taste better
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
