just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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