he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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