just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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