Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Randomize
