he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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